T-SHIRTS


Our t-shirt section has something for every sassy broad you know. 

Most of our t-shirts are for the motorcycle crowd, but we've also added a few sections for the recently divorced, and the foul-mouthed, non-biker babe.  

If you've got attitude...we've got a shirt for you!


T-Shirt designs for all women riders. Not specific to make/model. 

Sample Sayings:

  • Shut Up & Ride, Sissy Boy

  • Nice Girls Finish Last

  • Size Does Matter

Specific to women on Sportbikes & Imports.

Sample Sayings:

  • Hold My Helmet While I Kiss Your Boyfriend

  • A Girl & Her Sportbike...It's A Beautiful Thing

  • Still Riding On The Back, Sissy Girl?

 

Specific to women on Harleys & Cruisers

Sample Sayings:

  • Beside Me or Behind Me...Real Women Don't Ride Bitch

  • My Bike is Bigger Than Yours

  • If It Has Testicles or Tires, It Will Give You Problems

 

You don't have to be a biker, nor a chick, to love these shirts! 
Nasty little sayings for both men & women who just aren't in a good mood!

Sample Sayings:

  • Just Waiting For The Right Opportunity To Stab You 

  • Sociopaths Love Company

  • In Your Case...Suicide Might Be The Most Advisable Option

 

For all the "Bitter Bitches" Out There. We're not bitter, we're just misunderstood...

Sample Sayings:

  • I'd Be Far More Interested If You Were Buying Me Drinks

  • My Medication Is Wearing Off

  • My Husband Thinks I'm At A PTA Meeting

 

Because there's just so much to say about our 
ex-husbands & ex-boyfriends..
Not biker oriented, but certainly not nice.

Sample Sayings:

  • His New Girlfriend is a Stupid Whore

  • Well...At Least His Friends Are Good In Bed

  • We All Knew I Was Too Good For Him

 

F-Them! Had enough? Tired of being nice? 
Tell them all to F-Off. All the F-ing t-shirts you could want.

Sample Sayings:

  • F Him

  • FU Blonde Girl

  • Leave Me The F Alone

  • You Say Tomato, I Say F You

 

Designs for the Office...well, sorta. Specifically, these are designs about the assholes you work with...

Sample Sayings:

  • Could I Possibly Hate You People Any More?

  • I Only Work To Pay For Bike Parts

  • I'm Surrounded By Monkeys

 

B.I.L.F.  - First there was M.I.L.F., now there's BILF! 
"Biker I'd Like to F"
For the girlies in us all... A delicately pink tribal design featuring smartass sayings

Sample Sayings:

  • Built for Comfort, Not for Speed

  • Throttle Rockin' Mama

  • Rolling PMS

 

Everyone's now facing $4 a gallon... Let's just tell it like it is...
Tshirts & BUMPER STICKERS!

Sample Sayings:

  • Brace Yourself

  • Luv Ya, Dubya

  • Thanks, George

 

Sick of Sunday Bikers? These shirts poke fun at the over-chromed & over-polished.

Sample Sayings:

  • You're In The Wrong Bar, Sunday Biker

  • 30 Thousand Dollars & 30 Miles Does Not Make You A Biker

  • Better Go Now, It Might Rain

 

We're not endorsing it, we're just making fun of it! Easy now.... This goes out to my Coke Whores! 

Sample Sayings:

  • Cocaine, Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

  • Coke Whores Love Me

  • Smoke - Drink - Snort - Fuck

  • Got Blow?

 

Shameless Promotion -- MBG Gear

MeanBikerGirls.com sweatshirts, hoodies, etc. prominently featuring the MBG skull & crossbones. 

 

 

Please note that any design can be customized for you, or your biker babe - and we offer bulk-discounts on t-shirts. We are now also offering to place your bar/bike shop/riding club logo on our shirts at no additional cost. Please click on the "Contact Shop Owner" link below to receive further details.

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